Competency Test

Well, I guess I forgot to mention this to you, but you can't go on and view this page unless you pass a competency test. This means that I want to make sure that you're smart enough before I'll let you view my masterpiece. Of course, you could just hit your browser's back button and then leave... but then that would only be admitting defeat, wouldn't it? And you certainly don't want me to think you're stupid, do you? Of course you don't. Hopefully. Now, make yourself comfortable and answer the following questions:

My name is

I am years old.

Do you have a PhD in Chemistry? Yes

If yes, please explain the mechanism by which chlorine forms hydrogen bonds.

What was your GPA your freshman year in high school?

Explain to me what derivatives are and how to do them the hard way. You know, that stupid f(x+h) thing.

What is your favorite color?

True or false: Nonsense is the temperature at which liquid and vapor phases exist in equilibrium at 1 atmosphere.
True
True

Which of the Olympian gods/goddesses liked to wear a pink corset?

My credit number is

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Explain, in the area below, why you believe you are worthy of viewing the following page.

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