Silver text=Chlorine Girl's writing
Gold text=Action Figure Nita's writing
One cold, dark night, Action Figure Nita's harem of twenty slaves waited in the dungeon. Each slave shivered in his nudity and paranoia that every other slave had a bigger penis. Action Figure Nita watched them from upstairs, having positioned a hidden camera in the dungeon. She loved watching them get more and more jealous of one another. She considered calling them up to her room one by one to have sex with them, only to tell each one of them, after an inspection, that he was inadequate. This way, each man would think that she had sex with everyone but him and would feel very inferior. Then she smelled the common odor of burning hair and realized that Chlorine Girl was concocting her famous HCl aphrodisiac, and her sea green hair had contacted the bunsen burner. As Action Figure Nita left the camera and went into the next room to check on her beloved Chlorine Girl, she noticed that Chlorine Girl had set up her ring stand incorrectly. Action Figure Nita fixed it for the whimpering Chlorine Girl, and sang the benzene song to cheer her up. Soon, Chlorine Girl was purring and all was well :) However, Action Figure Nita should have been smart enough to know that even Chlorine Girl wasn't that easy. Chlorine Girl cackled loudly, turning into a green-skinned, wart-covered, pointy-hatted witch/bitch! Chlorine Girl announced that she faked it, and Action Figure Nita, enraged, stripped her and locked her in the dungeon with the slaves. The slaves, having been sexually humiliated by Action Figure Nita so many times, were so desperate that even Chlorine Girl started to seem attractive... Action Figure Nita burned Chlorine Girl's clothes, including that wretched lavender shirt in a beautiful Sr flame. She sighed contently, and then decided to bring Chlorine Girl out of the dungeon to give her a make over. "Hmm...," she thought, " I can use liquid Nitrogen to get the warts off, bleach her skin to a beautiful sulfur color, and shave her bald." She then remembered that she hadn't thrown Chlorine Girl any condoms, and realized that she was probably pregnant by now, having seduced one of the poor sex-deprived slaves. Action Figure Nita neglected to notice, however, that Chlorine Girl was on her period. Of course, this didn't stop her from seducing the slaves, and Chlorine Girl never understood why Action Figure Nita would suspect that she would only seduce ONE of the sex-deprived slaves when she could easily handle half a dozen. When Action Figure Nita found out about this, she inspected the slaves (I think Action Figure Nita likes inspecting her slaves...) searching for the mark of Chlorine Girl's blood, and prepared the slaves to be punished. As part of the punishment, these slaves were going to be watched by Chlorine Girl and the other slaves. For their punishment, the slaves would have to watch every episode of Dallas, memorize every interstate in the United States, and recite the Aeneid backwards. They would also have to perform Russian dances with Chlorine Girl every Tuesday and Thursday and buy tampons and pads every month at the same store on the pretense that it was for themselves. When he found out on the internet (because you can find out anything on the internet) about Action Figure Nita's punishment for the slaves, JR became really excited. He took the next plane to Action Figure Nita and Chlorine Girl's sex palace/whore house/wedding chapel/casino. He decided that he'd lecture the slaves on every episode of Dallas, and make them complete worksheets about them. He also hoped to get a good look at those naked men and perhaps even steal a few tampons... JR had spent the last 9 years of his life traveling the interstates and making sure that they had yellow and white lines following his graduation from MIT, the Institute of the Most Idiotic Things. He hoped to hook up with one of the desperate slaves, and wore his ratty Taz shirt which had a hole for every hundred women who rejected him. When JR found a stretch of interstate, about 10 meters long, that was missing its lines, he panicked and entered the nearby town of Hicksville to buy some maxi pads. (He'd already used all of the tampons he'd stolen.) After picking up some Always pads, despite the fact that they're manufactured by Procter and Gamble, he took them with him to his car and took off his Taz shirt and stuck the pads all over himself. He got this idea from a song from a really cool band (or say those girls in high school who had a crush on him) called the Smashing Pumpkins. This song, Thru the Eyes of Ruby, started with "Wrap me up in Always..." which he found to be a fun way to accomodate his menstruation fetish. He then drove around town to ensure that there were markings on every road, and then pulled up one block away from Chlorine Girl and Action Figure Nita's place. He followed the trail of condom wrappers to the house and crouched down under the window. He was in luck, for the room he was peering into was the kitchen, the room where guys like to be attacked the most by women according to a Cosmo poll. Emilio, a bullfighter was cooking, and JR admired his musculature and looks. Then, the door to the kitchen opened, and he was amazed at the sight of Action Figure Nita in her dom suit. Action Figure Nita whipped the bullfighter until he bled as punishment for his cruelty to animals. She made sure that he felt every bit of pain he caused the bulls and then some. Then, she sat down and made him cook her dinner, and teased him about his pink apron. JR drooled as he watched this scene, wishing he could be the bullfighter and get whipped by Action Figure Nita. Chlorine Girl then walked into the room looking very jealous... She hated it when Action Figure Nita singled out a slave and gave her full attention to him. She didn't know that Action Figure Nita did it so that Chlorine Girl would be more feisty. Plus, it made the vein in Chlorine Girl's nose stick out, which always greatly amused Action Figure Nita, since it was easy to ridicule. By now, JR was almost driven crazy by lust, and had to make his move. He tried to calculate the distance to the house using trig, but had forgotten his special values, and then decided to drive his car up the driveway which was the shape of the periodic table and make his grand entrance. JR parked on his favorite element, silicon. Si was his favorite element because he had silicon breast implants. He almost regretted getting them... he became a massive 28AA and found it to be overwhelming. But, with his enormous breasts and a tampon up his ass, he felt really sexy and feminine. He stripped down to his pink satin bra and underwear and climbed through the window. Action Figure Nita took one look at him and cracked her whip in anger. She then looked down at him sternly. JR, extremely intimidated by this huge Svedish woman, got on his knees and licked the floor before her.