Greetings, your dedication to the preservation of our good friends the newts has brought you here. I, for one, feel that the plight of newts has not been given the media coverage it deserves. We routinely hear about cuddly panda bears, or majestic elephants, but when was the last time you heard of a newt???
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Newts are our friends!!!
Even Budweiser has neglected to have any newts advertising their products. They use frogs and iguanas, so why not newts?? I will soon provide you with a method of getting in touch with Budweiser to express your desire for some newt spokesanimals. Thank you in advance for your dedication to the cause.
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Q: What the @#$&* are newts?