World Wide Web

This song was written by Erin Green, Marcie Berman, and me. I guess to really get this song, you have to at least like No Doubt well enough to buy the CD, and you also have to have been on the internet a little too much... but it you fit those criteria, this song rules.
You think that we connect

That the modems are correct

Your words scroll right by my eyes

Presuming I like all these guys

And now I'm stuck in the,

The web of pages

They're sending me a virus today

Even though I'm home right now

I'm screwing you on the web

So leave a message and I'll e-you back

You're likely horny

But leave a message and I'll e-you back

You take advantage of what's mine

And you're taking up my time

Don't have the money inside me

To tell you please stop hacking me

Communication, and internet invasion

And I'm planning to disconnect

Even though I'm home right now

I'm screwing you on the web

So leave a message and I'll e-you back

You're likely horny

But leave a message and I'll e-you back

And it's all your assault

I can't get my phone calls

No matter who calls

I can't get to my phone calls

Now I've gone too deep

I never get any sleep

My dreams become affairs

Because your dialing gives me fear

Even though I'm home right now

I'm screwing you on the web

So leave a message and I'll e-you back

You're likely horny

But leave a message and I'll e-you back


June 8, 1997

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