Wonderbra


This song was written by a few friends who choose to remain anonymous.
Today was gonna be the day you're going to learn to stuff your bra.

By now, you should've somehow realized that you're kinda small.

I don't believe that anybody felt you up before like I am now.

Back beat, the word is on the street that the jello in your bra is old.

I'm sure you're heard it all before, but you never really felt the mold.

I don't believe that anybody felt you up before, like I am now.

And all the bras we had to stuff were tiny.

And all the lights that made them bright were shiny.

There are many things that I would like to stuff in there, but I don't know how...

Cause maybe, you're gonna be the one that breaks it, and after all...

It's your wonderbra...


Then it just kinda repeats itself...
June 8, 1997

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