And, yes, this is just an act on my part. Misspelling words, using infantile abbreviations... it's all part of the game. These are completely real and unaltered... I've copied and pasted these right out of chat rooms.
(23:14:27) ButTMan : takes a seat at an empty table....
23:15:50) Little Purple Dot PRIVATELY whispers to ButTMan: hi i have really big boobs and i think your name is cool
23:16:49) ButTMan says to Little Purple Dot: realy? wanna chat ?
(23:17:46) Little Purple Dot PRIVATELY whispers to ButTMan: yea do u want to talk a bout my boobs or something else
(23:18:23) ButTMan PRIVATELY whispers to Little Purple Dot: no,no... i love your awesomeboobs...
23:19:22) Little Purple Dot PRIVATELY whispers to ButTMan: they r really big they get in the way sometimes
(23:20:31) ButTMan PRIVATELY whispers to Little Purple Dot: * i stick my hand in your shirt &begin to play w/ your lucious boobs*tell me moore about your body...
23:23:25) Little Purple Dot PRIVATELY whispers to ButTMan: i am really skinny and really pretty and i have big boobs
(23:24:14) ButTMan PRIVATELY whispers to Little Purple Dot: *i take off your top &bra... than i poor a shot-glass of wine on you &lick it off*i have an industrial size dick, wanna see it, baby ?
(23:24:44) Little Purple Dot PRIVATELY whispers to ButTMan: i have really big tits
(23:25:36) ButTMan PRIVATELY whispers to Little Purple Dot: * i rub your sides &back... than i put my hand down the back of your pants...*i like your tits...
23:26:40) Little Purple Dot PRIVATELY whispers to ButTMan: they r very big
And look at me, I thought I was going to get some! Oh well...
(02:35:56) Little Purple Dot PRIVATELY whispers to (o)(o)lover: wow i think u r cool want 2 talk
(02:36:46) (o)(o)lover PRIVATELY whispers to Little Purple Dot: what's up,tonight
(02:37:02) Little Purple Dot PRIVATELY whispers to (o)(o)lover: i m really hot r u?
(02:37:44) (o)(o)lover PRIVATELY whispers to Little Purple Dot: you are female aren't U
(02:38:05) Little Purple Dot PRIVATELY whispers to (o)(o)lover: yes r u m what do u look like??????????????
(02:39:04) (o)(o)lover PRIVATELY whispers to Little Purple Dot: 6light brown hair blue eyes and loves naked women
(02:39:21) Little Purple Dot PRIVATELY whispers to (o)(o)lover: r u really hot? i am really hot.
(02:39:49) (o)(o)lover PRIVATELY whispers to Little Purple Dot: horny is more like it
(02:40:24) (o)(o)lover PRIVATELY whispers to Little Purple Dot: how old are you?
(02:40:32) Little Purple Dot PRIVATELY whispers to (o)(o)lover: lots of people tell me that i am reaklly hot
(02:41:03) (o)(o)lover PRIVATELY whispers to Little Purple Dot: do you have any pic to send me
(02:41:41) Little Purple Dot PRIVATELY whispers to (o)(o)lover: i m verrry pretty
(02:42:08) (o)(o)lover PRIVATELY whispers to Little Purple Dot: how bout the bod
(02:42:54) Little Purple Dot PRIVATELY whispers to (o)(o)lover: i m very hot that is what lots of guys tell me i was at a party last night i was drunk and they're they told me there that i was am pretty
(02:45:57) (o)(o)lover PRIVATELY whispers to Little Purple Dot: was you a good little girl
(02:46:17) Little Purple Dot PRIVATELY whispers to (o)(o)lover: i m realkty hottttttkhljs
(02:46:50) (o)(o)lover PRIVATELY whispers to Little Purple Dot: how old are ya?
(02:47:19) Little Purple Dot PRIVATELY whispers to (o)(o)lover: imsooooo pretty
(02:47:51) (o)(o)lover PRIVATELY whispers to Little Purple Dot: do you have nice tits
(02:48:00) Little Purple Dot PRIVATELY whispers to (o)(o)lover: yes i am very pretty
(02:49:10) (o)(o)lover PRIVATELY whispers to Little Purple Dot: are ya fucked up by any chance
(02:49:20) Little Purple Dot PRIVATELY whispers to (o)(o)lover: i m a hot chick
(02:50:04) (o)(o)lover PRIVATELY whispers to Little Purple Dot: Is your pussy HOT
(02:50:24) Little Purple Dot PRIVATELY whispers to (o)(o)lover: a lot of guys tell me that i m very pretty
I guess I just didn't meet his ever-so-high standards...
(22:08:06) Little Purple Dot PRIVATELY whispers to I NEED A WOMAN!: hi i m feeling seksual r u?
(22:08:49) I NEED A WOMAN! PRIVATELY whispers to Little Purple Dot: oh yeah.........you m or f???
(22:09:04) Little Purple Dot PRIVATELY whispers to I NEED A WOMAN!: i m f and i m reaaaaalllll hotttt
(22:10:04) I NEED A WOMAN! PRIVATELY whispers to Little Purple Dot: where you from?? age?
(22:10:18) Little Purple Dot PRIVATELY whispers to I NEED A WOMAN!: i want u 2 touch me
(22:12:18) Little Purple Dot PRIVATELY whispers to I NEED A WOMAN!: oooohhhh please touch meeeee
(22:13:44) I NEED A WOMAN! PRIVATELY whispers to Little Purple Dot: age???
(22:14:35) Little Purple Dot PRIVATELY whispers to I NEED A WOMAN!: oh yessss that is sooooo good plese touch me like that agan
(22:17:23) Little Purple Dot PRIVATELY whispers to I NEED A WOMAN!: i want u
(22:18:06) I NEED A WOMAN! PRIVATELY whispers to Little Purple Dot: I wanna fuck your brains out
(22:18:28) Little Purple Dot PRIVATELY whispers to I NEED A WOMAN!: ohhhh that is soooo good do me again ohhhh yesssss
I applaud this intelligent young man. You should never allow a woman to fake having really bad sex with you unless you first have her lie about her age.