You lift your arms and shampoo every day
Hold my calls, while I'm in these cold, wet walls
I've gotta shave, but it's not for me
I've got to get a little more cream, and a razor, too
Shaving's not for me, but maybe for you
But, who will shave your pits
When it comes to the stench now
Oh, oh, shave your pits
After those lies that you told, girl
Who will shave your pits
If you won't shave your own
We try to hide them, try to wax them, try to bleach them
I'm glad I shave, or I'd be looking like you
Another day, another try, another razor, another towel
Gave up when the hair refused to go
So we'll pray that it'll just go away
Rather than bloody razors that we think are our friends
We're so worried about shaving our pits
Afraid the hair will grow and grow
Before we ever begin
But, who will shave your pits
When it comes to the stench now
Oh, oh, shave your pits
After those lies that you told, girl
Who will shave your pits
If you won't shave your own
Some are hairless, some are hairy, some are just plain bare
You've got a lot of insecurity
Cause your pits are unacceptable
There are hairs to shave
Cause they just won't go away
Shaving's like the devil
And I won't do it today
You say that you love them
But if they're hairy, you run
I ain't gonna shave, sweetheart,
Cause it's just one of those things
Those things, like strings you gotta cut
So get into the tub, girls, and shave those pits
But, who will shave your pits
When it comes to the stench now
Oh, oh, shave your pits
After those lies that you told, girl
Who will shave your pits
If you won't shave your own