Miracle Whip

I wrote this song about the Smashing Pumpkins' "Mayonaise," (which happens to be my second favorite song) to make it actually about mayonnaise. This song is about a kid who dies from food poisoning after eating Miracle Whip that has been left out in the sun too long.
Fool enough to almost know it

Cool enough to not quite see it

Eeeeeeew...

Pickpockets full of sorrow

Will pass away with me tomorrow

Eeeeeeeew...

We'll try and ease the pain somehow

Food poisoning, well

No one knows where that stuff has been

I thought that since it was non-dairy

Or at least, somewhat, nearly

It's safe

I left it out in the open

Where the sunlight was my peril

Mold.

And I'm... sick... but when I can, I will

Try to recover, and

When I can, I will

Mother weeps the fun I'm missing

Lying in bed, I can't get up

In my stomach, it feels like demons

Cursed me and my sandwich

The Miracle Whip was out of season

The poison has left me feeling

So bad, but when I can, I will

Only buy one can

But when I can, I will

Fool enough to almost know it

Cool enough to not quite see it

The poison hurts, I can still feel it

Hurts like hell, I'll always feel this

Won't go to prom

No more sorrow

I won't live until tomorrow

Can anybody hear me?

I don't want you to feed me

What's in that can, I will

Try to understand

What's in that can's

Poisoned.


July 1, 1997

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