.5

This is a song I did all by myself. It's about mathematics.
I inflict some dirty fears

There's no connection to integers

I'm a number, greater than zero

Yet a number less than one.

So save your prayers

For when we're really gonna need 'em

'Morrow you'll learn 'bout pi...

Don't even try to hide.

Drop this class for me

Math isn't what I need, oh no.

Drop this class for me...

Integers are mathematics and mathematics are sciences

And sciences are difficult, difficult just like me.

Overwhelmed by the madness, decimals and their badness

Copied papers, didn't bring them

I sit and grit my yellow teeth.

I never let on, mathematics was a gyp

I never let on they made me frown

I name myself, and what you can't ignore

I'm five-tenths and no more.

Drop this class for me

Math isn't what I need, oh no

Drop this class for me...

Zeroes and ones only.


June 10, 1997

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